I Gave My Blood to the AI Death Clock

According to my iPhone, I am scheduled to die on August 10, 2060, at the age of 74. That is the date Death Clock, an AI-powered longevity app, has chosen…

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Tim Heidecker Is Bringing His Joe Rogan Parody Show to The Onion

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There is a particular kind of comedian who watches the modern media circus and cannot help but reach for a…

Measles Is Forcing Hospitals to Adapt to a New Normal

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Amazon Kindle, Paperwhite, and Colorsoft 2026: Specs, Price, Release Date

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Color has always been a careful, somewhat conservative game for hardware makers. Most people, the thinking goes, reach for black…

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Amazon is doing that thing again. The one where it paints the entire digital storefront in shades of orange, sends…

2 Driverless Cars Crashed Going 155 mph. That Could Be a Good Thing

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The grandstands at Imola erupted in something between a gasp and a groan, the kind of sound reserved for moments…

The Real Threat to the Midterms Is Regular Americans Thinking Violence Is the Answer

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The Real Face of Political Violence: It's Your Neighbors, Not Extremists When we picture the January 6th attack on the…

Madison Square Garden’s James Dolan Is Spending Big on New York’s Governor Race

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Bruce Blakeman’s pitch for governor was never subtle. It was, by design, a suburbanite’s nightmare dressed as a security plan.…